Day Ten: Salt Lake City, Utah

Not much to see here. We stayed at the elegantly themed, century-old Anniversary Inn -- picture the Madonna Inn, loopiness subtracted -- but they did not allow cameras on the property. You can see our room, Jackson Hole, on the web site. We wanted to show how we stayed in Jackson Hole one night for real, and then again the next night not for real. Oh, we had it all planned out. This is where that joke would go. Right here. All planned.

By the way, the Anniversary Inn was the best smelling hotel I've ever been in. The scent of warm cookies permeates the lobby.