Welcome

Two people, fourteen days, 5,176 miles, one palace made of corn. We've just been on quite the trip.

While we'd love to have you over for fondue and Chablis to see our slides, this blog may have to suffice. Some of you mentioned enjoying the blog highlighting our last trip, Painters in England. Some of you skimmed it, some deleted it, some friends wrote funny comments or said never, ever send me another email again or else.

With that in mind, we've created an instant way to go to the juiciest bits fast. For those of you looking for ways to pass a lot of time, feel free to scroll down in the traditional manner. But if you've only got a minute, and you feel obligated to tell us you looked at it, here's a handy, see-it-quick guide:

For fans of No Country for Old Men
For fans of The Shining
Were Chris and I visited by a ghost child?
The meatiest meat sandwich a mouth has ever met
For fans of corn
For fans of Deadwood
For fans of North by Northwest
Loved Close Encounters of the Third Kind?
If you're a bee, click here
Does a dragon live in that cave?
Old Faithful Geyser
Elk antlers, and lots of 'em
More Moab, please
The giantest, meanest scorpion ever
The giantest, meanest thunderstorm ever
So, 14 days in a car, huh? Any fights?

Thank you for visiting. We wanted to share our amazing experience with you, so feel free to read on.